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19 Things No One Tells You About Having a Newborn

http://blog.cricketscircle.com/best-things-about-newborns/http://blog.cricketscircle.com/best-things-about-newborns/ It’s totally normal to catch yourself standing, with no baby in your arms, yet still swaying side to side (and maybe whispering shhh). You’ll make up horrible, ridiculous songs revolving around your baby’s name. (I’m just gonna Nate Nate Nate Nate, Nate it off, Nate it off.) You’ll have trouble remembering if a conversationContinue reading “19 Things No One Tells You About Having a Newborn”

How To Be a Perfect Parent in 5 Easy Steps… or Probably Never

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/una-lamarche/how-to-be-a-perfect-parent_b_2888253.html I don’t dole out much parenting advice as a rule, largely because I have an almost 18-month-old and spend most of my days feeling like a complete and utter fraud and failure. I know that sounds depressing, but here is the truth that will set you free: That’s what parenting is.   (click to readContinue reading “How To Be a Perfect Parent in 5 Easy Steps… or Probably Never”